When Little Johnny walked through the door after school, his father immediately noticed the look on his face \u2014 that classic mix of guilt and confusion that only meant one thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI got an F in arithmetic,\u201d Johnny muttered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His father blinked. \u201cWhy? What happened?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny sighed dramatically, as if the entire universe had failed him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, the teacher asked me, \u2018How much is 2\u00d73?\u2019 I said \u20186.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His father nodded. \u201cBut that\u2019s correct.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI know<\/em>,\u201d Johnny replied. \u201cBut then she asked me, \u2018How much is 3\u00d72?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n His dad scratched his head. \u201cIt\u2019s still 6.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d Johnny cried. \u201cBut then she asked, \u2018What\u2019s the difference?\u2019 And I told her\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Johnny paused for effect, shoulders slumping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c\u2014\u2018That\u2019s what I\u2019m trying to figure out!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n His father covered his face. The joke spread quickly online, proving once again that Little Johnny\u2019s legendary logic never fails to deliver.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" When Little Johnny walked through the door after school, his father immediately noticed the look on his face \u2014 that classic mix of guilt and confusion that… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6422\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
No wonder he got the F.<\/p>\n\n\n\n