A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down, his face buried in his hands. \u201cGive me six double brandies,\u201d he tells the bartender in a low voice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bartender, pouring the drinks, raises an eyebrow. \u201cThat\u2019s quite a start. Rough day?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou could say that,\u201d the man sighs. \u201cI just found out my dad is gay.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bartender pauses, nods sympathetically, and watches as the man downs his drinks one after another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next day, the same man walks in again \u2014 looking even worse. \u201cSix double brandies,\u201d he mutters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBack so soon?\u201d the bartender asks. \u201cWhat happened this time?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man takes a deep breath and groans, \u201cI just found out my son is gay too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bartender blinks. \u201cThat\u2019s\u2026 rough, man. I\u2019m sorry to hear that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the third day, the man stumbles into the bar again. \u201cSix double brandies,\u201d he says, slamming a crumpled note on the counter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bartender pours the drinks and finally asks, \u201cFor heaven\u2019s sake, does anyone<\/em> in your family even like women?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The man sighs, takes a long sip, and says, \u201cYeah\u2026 my wife.\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down, his face buried in his hands. \u201cGive me six double brandies,\u201d he tells the bartender in a… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4942\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}