A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who had no profile picture. Tired of the usual disappointments, he decided to take a chance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To his shock, when they met, she was gorgeous\u20145’2″, strawberry blonde hair, baby blue eyes, and curves that made him forget every bad date he’d ever had.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Over dinner, he tried to get to know her. When he offered her a cigarette, she shook her head firmly.
\u201cOh heavens no! What would I tell my Sunday school children?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Later, he ordered an expensive bottle of wine. Again, she refused.
\u201cOh heavens no! What would I tell my Sunday school children?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The man was baffled. No smoking, no drinking\u2014but she was fun, kind, and the night was going great. On the way home, he took a daring chance and asked:
\u201cWant to stop at a motel and fool around?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This time, she smiled slyly and said, \u201cI thought you\u2019d never ask!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shocked, the man couldn\u2019t help but laugh.
\u201cBut wait,\u201d he said, \u201cwhat will you tell your Sunday school children about this?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She leaned in close, gave him a wink, and whispered: A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who had no profile picture. Tired of the usual disappointments, he decided to take… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2621\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storyzone24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cThe same thing I tell them every week\u2026 you don\u2019t have to smoke or drink to have a good time.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"